The Next Twilight
Masses, prepare to fork over your millions! And prepare to rub it out to a tall, lanky guy with green mallard feathers where his hair used to be. I can sell that one. To Newsweek? Pah, Newsweek. More like…I don’t know. Not Newsweek. Playboy! My vulgarity makes that a natural marriage. Playboy would be it but for Hustler. Solved!