The Dirtiest Insult
No doubt the dirtiest personal slam ever wrought by this here pen:
Your cocktail of passive-aggressive jealousy and unaddressed insecurities has been sitting a while now. Reminds me of the rancid clam of an old whore who’s been assfucked so many times she can’t stand up without dropping a steaming river of brown stink.
Feel free to use it if the moment strikes but be sure to give proper citation: JAC, aka Dishonest Abe, 2013!