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Posted in Uncategorized with tags on March 12, 2014 by JC
PierPONT will twist and churn and crimp that cuckystick and fulfill all your masochistic visions for just $19.95 an hour. 
 
Here’s one client’s testimonial: “I had no idea how much bruising could be inflicted on my penis in just one hour. Pierpont went beyond my wildest fantasies.”
 
Another loyal enthusiast said: “I’ve always wanted rope burn down there. I didn’t know it was possible until my initial consultation with Pierpont. Right then and there, I booked her for all the free time I had.”